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Men and women tanning rapidly after the white way because the learner or fishing .Tan many ,perhaps a lot of people because of this or that reason and ultraviolet intimate contact [url=http://sqbbs.ccn360.com/viewthread.php?tid=1298377&pid=1434552&page=1&extra=page%3D1#pid1434552]To increase[/url],therefore ,searched some Dongdong ,tanning MM can see ~ ~ ~ ~ method 1, vinegar and salt dissolved in water ,water ratio is probably :white vinegar :salt = 9:3:1 ,with a good tune mixed liquid wetting the towel ,wipe his face, every morning and evening ,( if you want to wipe a one or two time is also no problem ) ,the effect of good Oh ,but results quickly ,the skin will become white ,acne will disappear .5MU'R"Ap0r
In 2 ,strawberry blasted into juice ,put on white .Every 2~3 days wipe once 3 ,water and honey and pearl powder by adding after deployment ,so use several times later ,the face is white and tender !In 4 ,the cheapest and most convenient the most simple but highly effective whitening method ,put the banana into paste ,then pour the milk ,then add a small amount of water .
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These things the ratio of about 2:5:1 and wiping his face ,then gently pat the face ,finally do nothing .20 minutes after the wash .In 5 ,ice milk gauze, gently deposited in the eyes ,10 minutes ,two times per night apply ,can eliminate eye with ease eye fatigue ,and so can also reduce eye wrinkles .o!w P"jM
Cool tea drink salt water and can also play the same role .In 6 ,an egg ,add a teaspoon of honey, mix ,in warm water washed face ,painted on the face ,about ten minutes ,and other facial mask completely dry ,wash with warm water, and then the lotion, lotion products .#o;D ow)?:ry
Then ,after the skin feels soft and tender will be the .In 7 ,milk with skin tightening effect, if the morning eyelid edema can be found ,the amount of milk and vinegar add boiling water and mix thoroughly ,and then in the eyelid repeatedly press 3 to 5 minutes ,then with hot towel for a moment ,instant swelling of eyelids .6cH!xhUa]YL
In 8 ,black eye to every girl upset a big problem ,actually wants to take it off is very simple :using potato peeling (also can not go ) ,cut into smaller pieces ,and then deposited in the face about 10 minutes or so ,feeling chips have dry ,no water ,the it has been absorbed [url=http://www.yourpaulsmith.biz]paul smith Shoes[/url], but picked up !In 9 ,the tomato mashed ,filtered juice applied to the face, 20 minutes after the wash ,several times a day ,can make the skin white ,but also thoroughly freckle .
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10 ,Chinese cabbage Helps cut sheet ,affixed to the face, the skin turns black white function .In 11 ,pearl powder ( powder to fine ) with yogurt ,body massage ,exfoliating and softening and whitening .
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For example, cleansing ,you can directly with water ,or use a moist feeling good non foaming cleanser .The make-up water can be replaced with soothing, calming function of the hot spring water spray ,never use with exfoliating action or products with fragrance .B)p8nS+?5sAQ
According to the site you want to use the hair acne ,has anti-inflammatory effect product ;molting parts can be moisturizing mask .Finally, still should notice to prevent bask in ,but to avoid the chemical sunscreen products ,which will stimulate damage sensitive skin ;to use physical sunscreen ingredients ,no Polish effect ,does not contain preservatives of sunscreen products .
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In 13 ,snow muscle essence even apply for a week, to white .14 ,attaining good after-sun milk .15 ,recommend two mask Laneige sleep mask can give you the sun dry skin Laneige Strawberry Yogurt Mask Whitening 16 ,drink plenty of water !!!!!!!In 17 ,the diet is also eat more foods containing vitamin C .
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..In 18 ,the vitamin C tablets crushed ,add water ,painted on the face ,super efficient !To the ordinary can .Methods two tanning of skin to turn white ,need time ,length differ from man to man ,but also with the people of every age ?Skin related, the older white back more slowly ;some people is by nature a suntan easily ,even in the very thorough ,most red sun sunburn ,still can immediately white back ;some people are particularly sensitive ,even in the sitting room, through the windows will tan .
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,let you quickly come back white .If you are worried the purchase of a face ?To provide you with a small folk prescription ,yogurt face with cosmetic cotton ,as long as soaking sour milk ,and then affixed to the face for 10-15 minutes can be, and is said to also can enhance the skin against UV resistance !2 ,eat more vegetables [url=http://www.juicy-pas-chere.net]Juicy Couture Pas Cher[/url],fruit :eat more foods containing vitamin C ,E ,βcarotene food,can beautify the skin ,let you quickly come back white . _ pv`
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Many people mistakenly think that want white back and eat the food color ,if drink milk skin turns white ,then who will dare to drink coffee ?Eat chocolate ?Or eat food containing soy sauce ?Although milk is rich in vitamin A ,but drink may also not be washed quickly .
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In addition ,this summer has been very popular mango ,mango, although there are rich in beta carotene, but can not eat too excessive in order to avoid the yellowing of the skin ( P .S .*W2P,d5{:Ua K/E&z
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I usually know today have to get clothes ,eat some like tomatoes ,kiwi fruit ,papaya ,carrots or fruit, the way to provide you with a refreshing and whitening soup ,green bean soup or lotus seeds barley soup anyway to add Adlay on barley for skin beauty ,particularly helpful .(~;C R6u8Sd
In 3 ,Sun :remember to go in 15 minutes before wiping sunscreen lotion ,sunscreen ,and remember to bring out ,out to two when must fill brush ,even if had suntanned also should prevent it to continue go dark .2A3h/v!yR9R O
Don sitting room without sunscreen oh !Floors ,walls ,glass as the reflected ultraviolet .4 :every day ,drink plenty of water for at least 2000CC water ,protect skin ,protect your kidney .
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In 5 ,normal work and rest :as far as possible in eleven at night before bed ,even if to do so ,also want to just go to bed before twelve pm to sleep ,because miss beauty sleep time ,be quick and white back is not so easy .
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Fang Fasan as a result of too much exposure to the sun causes such as skin color than black ,you can use the following some skin whitening method ,can obtain certain result .A good wine ,in rice wine ,to join the peeled apples ,for a few days ,and then put some buckwheat .
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A week later, filtering out every day with absorbent cotton dipped in wine ,wine smear face ,will make the face ruddy .Two ,thick black skin with vinegar can be glycerol by 5 ? 1proportion of the mixture ,coating face every day ,can make facial skin becomes delicate .
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Three ,egg white egg white plus put a little flour ,also can add melon juice ,tune into a paste ,applied to the face at night ,half an hour after the wash ,can make the skin smooth and delicate .
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In four ,sun go to use straw hat ,sunshade ,sunglasses and so on ,can also be used in some sunscreens .Sensitive skin to sunlight ,in the sun not long before symptoms appear ,can take aspirin 1 grams ,after every 4 hours 0 .
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5 grams ,a total of 2 days ,and a large number of drinking water ,can avoid the redness of the skin blackens and burning .Five ,Chinese wolfberry wine with fine wine soaking Chinese wolfberry, can be combined with rehmannia juice fasting total immersion ,heating after drinking .^/X/h$Q,Z(` RV_b'A
Six ,mental regulation of many people because of skin color was black and heavy-hearted caused by endocrine disorders ,further ,make the skin becomes more and more black .And the spirit of emotional stability ,optimistic upward ,the sympathetic and parasympathetic nerve in the regulation of normal ,so that people face ,the skin shiny ."sh#O uFyP8VwwR
Seven ,do not indiscriminate use of cosmetics in general ,topical drugs only to the skin play a short role ,and through oral or topical combination ,can make cosmetic drug effect lasts long ,preferably in experienced beautician or carried out under the guidance of doctors .
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Eight ,Chinese white lentils ,white muscardine silkworm 10 grams each ,angelica 15 grams ,20 grams of raw ,Rhizoma Chuanxiong, radix paeoniae rubra ,walnuts ,red flowers each 5 grams ,antler glue ,glue ,glue of tortoise plastron each 6 grams ,white monkshood root ,each 12 grams, 3 grams of dragon .
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Daily 1 agent ,water decoction dregs of decoction orally ,complex ,fumigation and washing the face, 3 times a day ,each time smoked half an hour .Nine ,Chinese traditional medicine side of Fritillaria thunbergii Miq ,the amount of Bletilla striata ,aconite ,pulverizing ,adding cream ,sooner or later the some on face .
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Ten ,exercise practice indicated ,appropriate exercise ,can enhance physical fitness ,so that the function of internal organs and the endocrine function tends to normal ,so that the skin healthy function .
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Of course for darker skin are concerned, to avoid sunlight sports .In short ,to make the skin white ,were not built in a day ,it is perseverance ,confidence ,determination .Method four :there are two methods ,I feel particularly effective ,we can try except facial pigmentation :fresh tomato juice ,honey ,mixed by 5:1 ,to spread the face ,10 minutes after the wash ,connect to use 10-15 days ,can make melanin decomposition ,the skin white red .
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Thick black skin: skin whitening by the cosmetic ,can temporarily cover up ,rule table is not a cure ,now introduce you to a rule table for the instinct and really white skin whitening recipe ,which is simple and has special effects :use white vinegar ,glycerol mixed by 5:1 ,often rub the skin ( two or three times a day ) can make the skin moist ,reduce melanin deposition ,after January the soft white skin that is delicate ,clean, smooth and elastic ,full of beauty . `8|&K-L$?e5a
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